Two weeks ago, on my birthday, Geoff surprised me with tickets to see Wicked this October! I couldn’t believe it! I’d given him no hints (last year we agreed to get Kindles on our birthdays, so it wasn’t a surprise) and he definitely pulled through. He told me, however, that another gift was coming a week later. I was excited, but had no idea what could be coming. No idea.
A week later I came home to this:
In case you can’t tell, he’s life size. That’s 6 feet of Paul Revere, standing in my garage.
A little backstory. Earlier in the summer I was poking around online and came across this. He’s only $25, and my sister and I joked about how much we needed him in our lives. At the time she was still living in LA, but moving soon, so we joked about how we could possibly order him ASAP, ship him to a friend, and get him when she moved back to Chicago. It didn’t pan out, because, despite the fact that I believe that’s an excellent price for something that could provide hours of entertainment (think of how I could scare people when they walked in with him!) I never got around to ordering him.
So when I saw that Geoff bought him for my birthday, all I could do was laugh. I walked in, told him he’s silly, and he just smiled, and pointed behind me. To this:
And then there was this:
And this:
And, finally, this:
At first I turned to Geoff and asked him why in the world he ordered $125 worth of cardboard Sam/Paul Reveres. I mean, really. I was quite upset at first.
Until he told me that it’s apparently a pack of 5. That’s right, for $25 you get FIVE “Sam Standees”. I had no idea. Nowhere in the description did it prepare me for this!
So now we have 5 Paul Revere/Sams floating around our house. And they move. It’s actually quite interesting. For example, the other night I put 3 of them in the doorways in our hall. The office, guest room and bathroom. Totally scared Geoff and creeped him out. It was excellent. Throughout the day I’m constantly catching him out of the corner of my eye. I have about 5 mini heart attacks a day.
Worth the $25? You bet.
{Side note: we won’t be keeping them all. I already have plans to give away one, possibly two of them. Because really, why does anyone need FIVE of these things??}